Judge Lucci’s Replacement Being Considered

Brian Massie, Citizen Journalist

Breaking News in Lake County

We have not been able to corroborate this story, but we were told that the replacement for Judge Lucci, when he departs the scene perhaps with his new staff member for the 11th District, will be none other than Judge John “Bluto” Blutarsky.

We have been told that “Bluto” will fit right in with the Lake County judges and Prosecutor’s office, since he has not been able to get the Ohio Supreme Court to reverse their decisions either.

Bluto’s famous quote: ““What? Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!”

Ah yes, he will fit right in with the current judges and Prosecutor….


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